Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.
Eating your cousin’s ass for dessert on Thanksgiving. TFM.
Don’t eat your cousin’s ass, man.
Taking a shit in a box, wrapping it with Charlie Brown wrapping paper, and putting it under the tree for your 8-year-old brother so he learns how pledgeship works early. TFM.
Dude, he’s 8 years old. Let him have his youth.
My girlfriend calls me a fa***t while we bone. TFM.
Whole Greek system got shut down so we started our own chapter called the Bloods and we sell that hard. TFM.
Pretty sure that’s not consider a “chapter,” but a gang.
Asking every mother with a newborn if you can take a hit from her tit keg. TFM.
You’re going to prison.
Dropping out of college and joining the realest frat there is: the frat of garbage men. TFM.
I have previously heard that garbage men consider themselves to be a very serious brotherhood.
When your school’s punter shows up for a party and you try to tug his cock. TFM.
That’s assault. Let that punter live.
Hitting the soup kitchen for Thanksgiving not to serve others but to eat because yur family is pore. TFM.
Thoughts and prayers.
Getting a tattoo of Mickey Mouse finger-blasting Minnie’s 2-hole on your lower back. TFM.
Oh my God.
Treating your whole family like your pledge class and secretly dicking down every single course pre-Thanksgiving dinner. TFM.
You’re an animal.