Babe Ruth would smoke. The Boston Red Sox would eat fried chicken and drink beer. I would sneak Everclear into my Gatorade if I knew I wasn’t pitching. All of the baseball greats have done some sort of risky business during games that kept things fast and loose. We can add one more to that list: Darryl Strawberry.
The former Mets, Yankees, and Dodgers outfielder would fuck girls during the game. He would literally just point out a woman in the stands, tell the clubhouse attendant to bring her down, and then he’d take her to pound town. Don’t take it from me, take it from his words when he went on SiriusXM’s Mad Dog Radio Thursday morning.
From Yahoo Sports:
“Between innings. It worked out well just how crazy it was,” Strawberry added. “It kind of worked out that way. You point (a woman) out and tell the kid (to go get her).”
That’s awesome. If you think about it, you have about 10-15 minutes in between innings. If Strawberry is as good as the common man, he would only need one minute tops. Imagine the joys of being a woman in the stands near the dugout. Instead of going with the hope of catching a foul ball, they went with the hope of catching a Strawberry dick. What a guy.
I expect to see this kind of thing happen more and more at softball intramural games coming during next year’s academic calendar. Make it happen, guys..
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[via Yahoo Sports]
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