Last year, FOX News sent hot correspondent Ainsley Earhardt to Panama City Beach to expose how crazy spring break really is. It gave us gold gems such as the “cucaine” girl. You remember her, don’t you? This one?
Apparently, Panama City Council put in effect some new rules to curb all the partying those little rascals on the beach do. With that in mind, FOX News sent Ainsley to go check it out again this year and see how much tamer the place is. Shocker, the rules seemed to do nothing. Instead, they might have only ignited the party.
Panama City did not disappoint this year. So much gold in this one, as well. I’ve got a few favorites from the video, but the lady who takes the cake is the one who is asked what her parents would think of her being there. Her response? “Fuck my parents.” Her poor, poor father.
The runner-up for best performance has to be the guy who straight hits on Ainsley. He doesn’t even back down when she claims she’s too old for him. He just gives her a valid argument that love shows no age. The only person I take issue with in this video is the guy who didn’t piss on the beach and used a trashcan because he’s classy. We are men; the world is our toilet — don’t be afraid to use the sand to drain the main vein.
Shockingly, FOX News was still appalled at the behavior going on..