Red Wings Player Gets “DUI in a Teletubby Costume” Drunk. TFM.

Howe. Yzerman. Lidstrom. Tinky Winky.

Riley Sheahan is facing charges of being “super-drunk” after his arrest in October during which cops say the 20-year-old Detroit Red Wings prospect had a blood-alcohol content of .30 while driving and wearing a Tinky Winky costume.

Sweet ‘stume, dude. I was always a Laa-Laa man myself. Yellow hair, curly antenna, and a television embedded in her abdomen? That’s my kind of woman.

I know what you’re wondering, and the answer is a resounding “yes.” This is exactly what we do in Detroit when there’s no jobs hockey.


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