Well boys, it looks like we have a genius on our hands. Tanishq Abraham has been accepted to both UC Davis and UC Santa Cruz at the ripe old age of twelve, where he will be able to transfer as a junior.
From CNN Money:
“I was really excited when I got into Santa Cruz and UC Davis. I’ve been waiting to transfer for a few years now,” he told CNNMoney. “This was a really big moment for me.”
That’s right, college won’t exactly be new for Tanishq. He’s been attending community college part time since he was 7, received his high school diploma at 10 and has already earned three degrees from a community college in Sacramento.
Three degrees from a community college? It took our own Jared Borislow nearly five years to complete community college, though he was fratting hard full-time. This kid has everything you need to succeed in both college and fraternity life. Give him a bid now and he will be done with pledgeship within a week or two. He’ll make for one hell of a scholarship chair, graduate in a year or so, and be a prominent alum by the time he can legally vote in an election. It’s a win-win for everyone.
Just make sure to water down his beer a little, as you don’t want to knock the poor guy out..
[via CNN Money]
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