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Before we get to the video, I believe a little context is in order. A guy named Darryl had been dating his girlfriend, Nicole, for five years. Unfortunately for Darryl, Nicole was getting some on the side with not one, not two, not three, but six different dudes. How exactly did he find out? A bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios.
Darryl came home and saw this bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios just floating about in the sink. No big deal, right? Wrong. You see, Nicole is one of those basic bitches who chooses to live life gluten-free. Cheerios fall under said gluten category. Ipso facto, that ain’t her bowl. This motivated Darryl to throw on his detective hat and do a bit of snooping on Nicole’s Facebook account. He soon discovered she had a fucking stable of dudes who frequented his lady’s downstairs. Rather than confront her and break off things in person, Darryl reached out to rapper Mac Lethal to make a breakup video for him. This is that video:
Mac absolutely delivers with a fantastic T-Swift parody, but he’s the only one who wins in this scenario. At the end of the day, Darryl was cuckolded — hard — and he comes off as a bit of a chump, and Nicole just adds to the statistics that these hoes are, indeed, not loyal.
Darryl has no one to blame but himself, however. Getting involved with gluten-free, vegan, or any other crazy diet bitch is only asking for trouble..
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