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Two thousand dollars spent on a trip to Mexico, a cab ride, a seedy hotel room, excessive amounts of cocaine, and hooker orgies legitimately saved a man’s life. This might be the first time anyone’s ever said that. Don’t know.
Amidst a battle of debilitating depression, he traveled to Mexico to purchase “chemicals” to humanely end his life. The aptly-named Reddit user, plzsendhalp, shares his story involving ripping lines of coke off hookers’ tits, battling whiskey/coke dick with Viagra, multiple threesomes, and of course his will to finally live.
From reddit:
Went to Mexico to buy barbiturates for a humane and peaceful death.
Decided that if I was gonna die anyway I might as well fuck a prostitute before it was all over. After that a cab driver offered to sell me cocaine. One thing lead to another, and I got a room above a whore house equipped with a heart shaped bed, a stripper pole, and a hot tub.
Spent a full week snorting coke off tits, popping pain meds, drinking tequila, eating handfuls of Viagra to fight the whiskey/coke dick, and had three FFM threesomes.
Somewhere in the midst of my coke-fueled orgy I decide life wasn’t so bad after all.
He then packed his shit up and headed back home, STD-free.
Personally speaking, after a week filled with cocaine and sex with Mexican prostitutes, I’d descend into a deep, dark state of depression from the effects of my moral hangover. I’m glad it worked for this guy, though.
He goes on to explain in the comments that his depression was caused by an abusive childhood, then offers words of encouragement for anyone dealing with similar depression issues. He doesn’t suggest they go the Mexico hookers and cocaine route, but he encourages nonetheless. He also fields an onslaught of private messages from people seeking his advice–a true good samaritan..
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“Somewhere in the midst of my coke-fueled orgy I decide life wasn’t so bad after all.”- Ben Franklin
-Michael Scott
“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take”
-Van Wilder
Ben fuckin’ pulled with those bifocals….
J-train. This sounds like the possible Rowdy Gentleman T-shirts your always thinking up. Once it’s there I’m expecting a shoutout on the podcast at the very least. Make sure you fix the grammar too.
*you’re
Dorn’s life was once saved by a FFM three-some (Four year old, Four year old, Dorn)
Swing and a miss pal.
So basically he took a quality Spring Break and came back refreshed. We can all relate.
This’d ya but I can’t relate to suicidal thoughts or tendencies.
On a different note, he gives the song “Living on a Prayer” a whole new meaning.
“his depression was caused my an abusive childhood”, Freudian slip there, Dorno?
nope
Feel good story of the year.
Chances are I get ripped apart for this cuz it isn’t quite a #tfm confession by any stretch of the imagination, but I’ve been struggling pretty hard with depression and the urge to just end things for the 3 years I’ve been in college. Stories like this that talk about people who got themselves together (with the help of coke and skrippas) and pulled themselves out of a pit much darker than mine own are just really inspiring. Thank you for being one of the places that actually understands that mental struggles like this can be real and debilitating but also that people can move past them. It’s just good to hear.
Thanks for sharing. As this guy said, there is always someone willing to help you.
Shut the fuck up Dorn.
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
There can only be one. Choose another picture kiddo
NateHiggers does it better, bud
He later says that an email from his sister made him cry and come home. The coke orgy just bought him enough time to get receive the email.
Hedonism. TFM.
Spring break 2015…Mexico City!
Once he realizes that he’s peaked, we’ll be back to square one.
Im Pretty sure cocaine has saved my life on multiple occasions. It has kept my heart beating when surely the alcohol has tried to stop it
Being too drunk to realize the problem with yelling, “I thought this was America” as you are being arrested in Mexico.
this was actually really good.
Instead of suicide help lines lets just send people to follow in his foot steps
Based on the article, I’d say he did more than a few suicidal help lines.
So a weekend with Charlie Sheen cures depression. Who would have thought?
Buy the ticket. Take the ride.
Jordan Belfort would be proud
Free Frock_ltch
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Bucket list. That is all.
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Who would guess that doing coke and fucking whores wouldn’t be bad after all…
Proof how fucking wonderful cocaine is.
Seems legit, ive been doing that for years! First we race our 350k dollar trophy trucks en pin it to Antonios run hookers and do ropes for days!
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This guy decided to screw help lines and go get some actual lines. Roger Dorn is stupid hot
I think I may have taken the wrong lesson from this story…
Everything was moving along nicely until you dropped that sanctimonious ‘moral hangover’ part. No one cares, I totally dig that guy. Your pulpit is a little high for me.
Now i dont even have to read articles now? Awesome.
Some free advice… Just claim you were using the ol “double the now’s to get your point across” strategy. Works just smoothly as my TFM app.
This is why coke needs to be legalized.
Those numerous STD’s he picked up while there will have him rethinking this soon
Reading is hard
claims to be STD-free
Give the man a Q tip test
Not to be a buzzkill but it’s too early for him to declared “STD-free.” Well, maybe for crabs. Possibly HIV if he gets tested with the new combo that includes detection of the p24 antigen.
“They’re gonna think I’m totes pre-med after this comment”
Thanks, Buzz Killington.
Dorn goes to Phillipines to kill himself. Eats lots of lumpia and does boys. Decides to live.
I found 2 errors in this. You’re slippin’ Dorn.
How would you know, rushee?
It’s a shame Robin Williams didn’t take a similar route
He basically did. It just didn’t work
“Battling coke dick?” Unless you’re getting REALLY shitty coke (which is possible, seeing as he was in Mexico), you should have more of an issue getting rid of a boner than getting it up. Good powder makes you want to fuck non-stop.
Yeah dude you do coke! Friggin awesome! High five!
Also I don’t think you know how stimulants work
Fairly confident all “American” coke comes from Latin America
Colombian is refined using different solvents than Mexicaine. They leave less residue and make you feel less “geeked.” According to my friend, obviously.
Your “friend” sounds like a tryhard douche who doesn’t realize I was making a general statement and instead tried to get into the specifics of coke refining to try to show how “frat” he is
because the production and sale of coke is “frat”…
Fuck you