After the announcement of Derek Jeter’s grade-A loins going into retirement after the 2014 season, a slew of hilarious Yeah Jeets moments started surfacing. From his sexual conquests to his undeniable wit and charm to his no fucks given attitude, this guy is the total package…usually while using his total package.
One of the best tales of the soon-to-be legend of Jeter’s conquests came from the Adult Swim writer Rickonia. This guy is a bit of an enigma, but from what I could gather from his social media presence, he spends a lot of time chumming it up with celebrities, hanging out with dimes, and doing work for the movement RAKE (Random Acts of Kindness Everywhere). From the outside, it seems this guy has a pretty sweet gig going–with the exception of that time Jeets threw his Louisville Slugger into the mix and completely fucked up one of his date nights.
Fast forward to today where Rick’s PTSD comes screaming back to reality with the news of Jeter’s retirement. He is provoked to tell this timeless classic of Jeets swooping in and not only stealing his girl, but also taking her home in Rick’s car and then leaving poor Rickie Boy to foot the bill at the club. TFTC? More like TJTC.
Read the hilarious account here: