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Guy Wears Yoga Pants, Tricks Men Into Staring At His Ass, Confronts Them About It

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I understand the obsession with yoga pants. After all, they do showcase the female posterior in its second most natural form, falling short only to actual nudity. I, however, am not a huge fan.

No, I’m not some sort of lame jabroni who doesn’t like to stare at girls’ asses so intently that I can tell you what they had for dinner last night. Of course I do–I’m just not allowed to. I have a girlfriend, you see, and that would just be completely disrespectful to her. Not because I’d be staring lustfully at other women, but because my girlfriend doesn’t have a butt, and I don’t want her to think I wish she did. My girlfriend doesn’t have any body parts, actually, considering she’s made up, but I’m incredibly committed to the relationship, so I stay faithful. Take notes, men: that’s how you treat a lady.

Anyway, most men love yoga pants, and they take every opportunity to stare at the tushes of every girl wearing them…and apparently every guy, too.

Dat ass doe.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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