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Lane Johnson, the Philadelphia Eagles’ 4th overall pick in 2013, “voluntarily” picked up the dinner tab for his fellow offensive linemen on Friday night at Philadelphia’s upscale Del Frisco’s Steakhouse.
He tweeted a photo of the check.
Rookie dinner pic.twitter.com/2pCRsC9Al8
— Lane Johnson (@Lanejohnson65) June 7, 2014
The total: $17,847.86, gratuity included. And here’s a better look at the itemized dinner tab:
Now I’m dying to know what a $275 shot of Remy Martin Louis XIII tastes like and if I should expect to reach full climax soon after taking it. My favorite item on this receipt is easily the $3,495 bottle of Screaming Eagle Cabernet that someone snuck in while ordering dessert, right there between the cheesecake and bread pudding–a “fuck you” bottle of wine that equals a month’s take-home in the average American household.
It wasn’t hazing, though, because Johnson paid for it voluntarily…
For those of you so concerned with MY business, I am grateful to be able to treat my O-line to such a great evening VOLUNTARILY!
— Lane Johnson (@Lanejohnson65) June 8, 2014