Here’s The Video Of The Heinous Crime That Got UVA Theta Chi Otto Warmbier 15 Years Hard Labor In North Korea

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Yup. We finally have video of the sinister transgression that will now have UVA Theta Chi Otto Warmbier slowly chipping away at mountains with an Andy Dufresne rock hammer for the next decade and a half.

Lock the kid up and throw away the key, Un. I’ve never seen such disregard for a nation by a visiting tourist. It’s as if he whipped out his giant American dong and pissed right on the supreme leader. He’s lucky to have his life spared by such a merciful ruler.

With that said, that red and white sign would have looked pretty dope in the Theta Chi chapter room.

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Dan Regester

Dan Regester @Dan_Regester is a Senior Writer, Podcast Host, and Video Guy for Grandex Media. He's Delco trash to the core and a UCF cinema studies graduate because he never got around to applying to an actual film school. Dan is a gambling man, crypto investor, and procrastinator. He enjoys long walks to the water fountain between bench press sets and is not a fan of the homeless, the elderly, or the Phoenix Airport. Email tips to

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