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Here’s Why PCB Should Still Be Your Top Spring Break Destination

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Here's Why PCB Should Still Be Your Top Spring Break Destination

Despite what people will tell you, banning alcohol on the beaches of Panama City will not kill the #1 spring break destination in the world. PCB will still be alive and kicking this spring break. I’m talking drinks flowing, titties flashing, and disturbingly unprotected sex.

Pitch over, right? We can take our ball and go home because everyone will be making plans to head to PCB now. I could do that, but I really want to drive home how great of an opportunity you have here. Thanks to the TFM/TSM spring break, you can party your little nuts off with incredible packages.

You may have wanted to go on the cruise, but aren’t 21, so therefore you can’t. Big ups to PCB for basically inviting 18 year olds to get fucked up on their beaches. Well, at least in the hotel pools surrounding their beaches since you technically can’t drink on the beach (if that sort of thing stops you from doing so).

We here at TFM are giving you options, too. Pick from one of five different hotel accommodations: Shores of Panama Condominiums, Boardwalk Beach Resort, Holiday Inn Sunspree, Summit Condominiums, or the Laketown Wharf Luxury Condominiums. My personal favorite is the Shores because their pool is going to be shelling out free beer every day. Chug your face off to impress the girls at the pool, completely free.

Here’s what the total package includes:

– Hotel Accommodations
– Exclusive Welcome Orientation
– Daytime Resort Parties and Events
– Free Spring Break t-shirt
– Two Exclusive StudentCity Night Events – FREE entry and FREE drinks at the hottest bars/nightclubs
– Exclusive Access to StudentCity Daytime Parties – 15+ hours of FREE drinks at daily pool parties
– Exclusive StudentCity Kickoff Party – FREE buffet dinner and 4 hours of FREE drinks at Hammerhead Fred’s

Make spring break all about you because you fucking deserve a few days off to get obliterated, and nothing says, “I hate my professors but I love to rage” more than a few days at Panama City Beach in March. It’s heaven. Trust me. I’ve been once or twice.

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