Like my man Dave perfectly put it, I should have gone to Arizona State. It’s got everything you could want in a university.
Great weather? ✓
Active social scene? ✓
Vicinity to golf, lake, sporting events? ✓
Great looking girls? ✓
This cute ADPi Claudia Drinnan who has the perfect amount of crazy in her, the type of crazy that will do anything for love even if it includes breaking into your condo at 1:30 in the morning to burn it to the ground while she looks on with a blank, lifeless gaze? ✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓
From FOX 10:
Police say they’re not exactly sure what set Claudia Drinnan off. Witnesses told officers she was mumbling about her boyfriend cheating on her when she got to his place at 1:30 in the morning.
He wasn’t home, and that’s when investigators say she started a fire in her boyfriend’s room.
Almost the perfect amount of crazy. However, the account from her boyfriend’s roommate, Kevan Walker, adds a next level element of crazy.
“Scariest part of the whole night is when I came outside, the flames were coming, she was standing at the entrance and I asked her what are you doing? She was just staring at the fire, she wasn’t looking at me, she wasn’t replying to my comments, she was staring at the fire, no body motion or anything, that was the scary part for me,” said Walker.
There it is. That’s what I’m talking about. That’s near loony bin status, which is wifey material status. She’s got that Taylor Swift crazy vibe going on, only more dangerous. What would your girl do for love? Would she commit arson? Doubt it. Does she truly love you? Doubt it. Claudia would, though. It’s gonna be forever, or it’s gonna go down in motherfucking flames.
No one ever looks good in mugshots. Let’s be honest. This is an 8 out of 10 for mugshot standards..
[via FOX 10]
Image via Facebook, Mugshot via Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office