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“Hot Israeli Army Girls” Is Far And Away The Best Follow On Instagram

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Like the good Jew that I am, I’ve decided to finally make the trip to Israel. I’ll tell my mother that it’s to learn more about my culture and faith, but lesbi honest: Birthright is a sex trip just waiting to be turned into a low budget straight-to-DVD movie with gratuitous nudity.

In preparation for my voyage, I decided to do some scouting to see what the prospects look like in the Holy Land. During the course of my studies, I came across an Instagram that I can’t recommend enough: Hot Israeli Army Girls. Now, everyone knows that when you’re an Israeli, you have to join the IDF. So these chicks are not only hot, but they could also kill in like 37 different ways. If that doesn’t give you a fear boner, you don’t have a pulse.

Shabbat Shalom, mothafuckas.

P.S. — You think Israeli chicks ask their waxers to give them the Gaza Strip? You know, like instead of a landing strip? Just a thought.

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Boston Max

You can usually find me romancing your older sister over at PGP (PostGradProblems)

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