Seventy-five percent of me thinks this video of some guy explaining to a Hot Topic cashier that he’s an immortal dragon who will redistribute power to humans in exchange for their souls with creepily calm insistence is the funniest thing I’ve watched in weeks and that I have to share it with my audience. Twenty percent of me thinks that this is hilarious but that I should keep it to myself for fear of this being a “Red Dragon” situation and that I’m going to end up finding myself in the Phillip Seymour Hoffman chair.
And then another five percent of me thinks that this guy might actually be an immortal dragon and that this is more of a “Blade Trinity” situation, where Dracula walks into a vampire themed store.
But whatever, screw it. I’ll risk dying in an inferno of star fire or, more likely, being drugged, kidnapped, and murdered by a naked man in an abandoned house, to share this with you. It’s too wonderful.