======= ======= ====== ====== ====== ===== ==== ====== ====== ===== ==== ======= ======= ====== ====== ====== ===== ==== ====== ====== ===== ====
I know we’re jumping on this one a little late, but how could I not talk about this Lions fan pulling away from a tailgate to bury his face between a couple butt cheeks to munch ass in front of God and everyone?
Aside from the obvious shock factor at the sight of a grown man eating ass in broad daylight, there are a couple other subtle nuances of this photo that make it even more disturbing than your typical butt eating.
I’ve pointed out that the anus isn’t for me, but I recognize there are people who have some fun with it, and that’s cool or whatever. However, when it comes to tossing salad, I feel like it’s one of those things that just sorta happens in the heat of the moment. You’re down there doing your thing with standard oral, feeling dirty, then you’re like “I’m already down here and feeling nasty, fuck it,” then you dive in. Is that about right? Again, not for me, but that’s usually how it goes down, correct? I can’t imagine that too many of your typical ass eaters premeditate it going in.
This guy certainly did, though. You can tell by his form, with the way he has her turned away from him and bent at the waist. If this had happened, say, in the back seat of that car with her on her back, it’d be much easier pass off as a couple horny freaks just getting dirty. But he wanted to munch her butt from the word “go” and made no qualms about it. Everything about her position on the car and his from-the-knee form suggests they both knew what they wanted going in.
I’ll never understand why eating ass is a thing..
Edit: People are pointing out that the person getting ass-eaten could actually be a man. I hadn’t considered this possibility and now I’m gonna be sick, not because it’s gay, but because man buttholes are infinity times grosser than women’s.