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Here I was minding my own business, scrolling through our video submissions, and casually tossing insults at the intern when I came across this video via Twitter. It involves one crazy kid, a bottle of Jack Daniels, and one beer bong. The dude crushes it too.
Bottle of jack in a beer bong? Too easy pic.twitter.com/e9PDUzlZhq
— Kyle (@Kyledlhunt) May 15, 2016
Am I missing something here? Did he just ingest a good 25 ounces of Jack Daniel’s Honey in less than five seconds? That’s 12 shots. How is he alive? I’m almost positive your liver can’t handle that kind of beating. The most I’ve seen someone do is nine vodka shots in a row before spewing on the tenth. That tenth shot may or may not have been Everclear that we claimed to be vodka, but still counts.
It kinda looks like he hasn’t swallowed yet at the very last still frame, though.
I’m still gonna give him the benefit of the doubt.
Our own Jared Borislow informed me that this happened at UW-Stevens Point, which is the armpit of Wisconsin universities. So it makes sense that a student would attempt to drown their liver to escape the reality of going to such a garbage school. Motive: found..