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My life changed yesterday. Your boy got soft. Never in a million years would I have thought the day would come when The Smutster would get feelings for someone. But he did, and he hates himself for it. I checked out the final round of the Hottest Sororities in America contest that was posted yesterday, and it was cool and I was having a good time and all, but that was until I scrolled to the very bottom and saw the last two photos in the contest. Changed my life forever.
When I saw this blonde number, I fell in love in 0.2 seconds. You will, too. Here are the photos I’m talking about:
See what I mean? It turns out her name is Lane Lindell and she’s a model, like a real model, not that anyone would be surprised by that. According to her Wikipedia page, she has modeled for some big name brands. And if she wasn’t already perfect enough, she was born on the 4th of July.
She’s perfect. I love her, guys. I just really love her. I’m in love with her and I’m gonna marry her.