In The Most Barbaric Move In Human History, Guy Ejaculates On Unsuspecting Woman At Concert

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After a long, admirable fight on life support, we can finally call it: Chivalry is officially dead. Struggles with fundamental differences, serious misunderstandings between men and women, and blatantly questionable actions by both parties brought chivalry to a vegetative state, and finally, someone was sadistic enough to be the straw that broke the camel’s back — or in this case, the load — and officially pulled the plug.

From News.AU:

VICTORIAN police are on the hunt for a man who ejaculated onto the back of a woman at a Melbourne music festival.
A 20-year-old woman told police she was standing near the main stage of the St Kilda Festival on Sunday, February 8, watching hip hop group Thundamentals perform when a man standing behind her ejaculated onto her back.

He then disappeared into the crowd.

Music festivals offer up a glimpse into mankind at its most barbaric state, but that’s to be expected when you take a crowd full of young, horny, molly poppin’ individuals and place them into a condensed area. However, cracking stick and blowing your cocksnot all over the back of an unsuspecting chick is just on another level — no, another planet of fucked up depravation. Absolutely cold-blooded. Just as primitive as primitive gets. Guy snipes the girl and casually fades away into the crowd. This was not an act of passion, my friends. This was a premeditated shot fired. No way this girl ever psychologically overcomes such a traumatic event.

Ladies, you need to stop throwing around the C-word (creepy) so nonchalantly before it loses all credibility. Save it for lowlifes like this philistine who are truly deserving. Guy smiles at you from across the room, guy offers to buy you a drink, guy shoots his buttermilk all over your unconsenting backside: One of these is not like the others.

Hopefully this scumbag is brought to justice and is sentenced to countless years of an Australian prison Bukoki Tsunami.

[via News.AU]

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Dan Regester

Dan Regester @Dan_Regester is a Senior Writer and Video Guy for Grandex Media. Delco trash. UCF alum. Famous FIJI on Wikipedia. Bit of a gambling problem. Advocate of shipping the homeless to Mars. Email tips to

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