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Insanely Wealthy Florida Man Given 5 Years To Live, Decides To Sell All Of His Crazy Cool Assets

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What would you do if you only had five years left to live? While hopefully none of us will ever be stuck in that predicament, one extremely wealthy Florida man is, and he’s selling all of his assets for the nice, round number of $100 million.

Recently, a doctor informed Benjamin Mallah that he would most likely drop dead of a heart attack within five years after living such an unhealthy life. The doctor’s news made Mallah decide to sell off his giant portfolio and spend the rest of his days with his family, living in supreme luxury. As an added bonus to whoever purchases his assets for $100 million, that person will receive an instant $75 million profit should he or she choose to turn around and sell everything him or herself, because Mallah is selling his assets for less than what they’re actually worth.

Besides owning $75 million in hotels, $73 million in apartments, $12 million in retail, and $8 million in restaurants, Mallah owns some incredibly cool weekend toys and a beach house that isn’t too shabby, either.

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Besides being incredibly wealthy, Mallah has quite a bit of personality, as you can see in the video below. It’s tough not to appreciate a guy like him.

Best of luck to you, bud. I hope it all works out.

[via Life: For Sale]

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Bogey Wells

Bogey Wells is a Senior Freelance Writer for TFM News and a former summer pledge intern at TFMHQ. His Spotify playlists are pure garbage. Email:

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