Our regularly scheduled programming was interrupted by Boosh forgetting to turn his phone on silent and matching with an extremely questionable girl (you’ll find out why) on Bumble. We then stole his phone and chatted with her while narrating the entire thing for your enjoyment.
We also talked about the Bud Light Factory at SXSW becoming the de facto Grandex party, Emory university having maybe the saddest, most fragile PC college students yet, Boosh fucking a banana peel in high school (Boosh’s sexual interests really went on trial yesterday), Boosh’s eye for amateur porn, and we fielded a question from a caller asking which branch of the military is the most frat. Here’s the rundown in case you want to skip ahead to any of them.
5:30 — Social justice warriors at Emory are in “pain” because of sidewalk chalk.
13:55 — Some critical feedback from a British TFM fan.
16:08 — Boosh tells a story about fucking a banana peel (seriously).
21:00 — Boosh discusses his porn preferences, declares that he can infallibly differentiate between amateur and pro porn.
31:00 — The guys respond to a question from the TFM Hotline about which military branch is the most frat.
37:40 — Boosh gets a questionable Bumble match, Rob and Jake commandeer his phone.