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The lack of an ass shot has me wondering if she’s got class or a serious case of pancake ass.
Instagram research confirmed the latter…
The infamous high waisted shorts strike again.
Kill it with fire
“What ever happened to some good old fashioned Pancake butt? Now that’s what mom used to make. Nice and flat! No cupping necessary. The line starts all the way at the bottom. It’s not even a line. Just a tiny incision if you will.” -Dave Chappelle
Disappointing at best.
with that ass, I would run out of dick to put in
Writing an article about how America just became an ass country but still supporting the iron board mentalities. NF
yeah but look at her ass on this
http://instagram.com/p/xiQmg1gBm1/?modal=true
I’ve seen better curves on a test
She looks like she would make out with me at the bar then ignore me in front of my friends and id be completely ok with that.
Body of a young boy. I’m guessing Dorn was involved in this selection.
Under-rated comment to say the least
I don’t know, guys. She’s just not doing it for me like some of the other IGBOTD. Don’t get me wrong though, I’d still stick my flaccid wiener in her poop hole.
You guys gonna cover the spread this weekend?
I would take a shower with her
6 or 7 out of 10, would go in raw, but later decide to put a condom on.
So start of without a condom then halfway through throw one on? Bold strategy.
You’ve gotta admire jack for having consistency on a website that’s been severely lacking as of late
Surely, I would throw this one over the kitchen sink and whisper sweet words in her ear as I broke past the grippers, but I can’t say for certain if it is or isn’t wife material.
I’m debating as well. The lack of ass worries me but I think she might have one of those sneaky butts that looks incredible naked.
Always a pleasant surprise when the sneaky butt emerges.
Correct, pleasant was a good word choice for this circumstance. I hate to say it but I doubt we will ever know whether she has the sneaky butt unless someone does some digging or if one of the users has fornicated with this prototype in person. Both are unlikely.
Can we get #SneakyButt2015 to gain some traction? Submit side by side photos of a girl. Left pic with pants, right pic thong. Proving that #SneakyButt does exist and it is indeed, pleasant!
She looks like a screamer
Maybe she doesn’t have the best curves, but she seems pretty wifey! Great face and smile
please never use the word “wifey” ever again.
100% would do butt stuff with this one. Her flat ass would make my purple headed yogurt slinger look so much larger than it actually is. Alexis Texas’s anal cavity would be disappointed while this broads would be in pain. #PAINAL
I’d show up, dissapoint, then leave with a smile on my face.
To be fair she did pull off that pink one piece quite well… though I bet I could pull it off her better.
look at the picture turntupdaily uploaded of her ass tho
I don’t even care. This girl is wife material.
Fro*pic for the day For my fellow military Greeks: Was BCT easier or harder then pledgeship, also where did you got for basic and what year?
Parris Island. Pledge ship is nothing
Back in ’68 I was at Parris Island, Third Battalion of course…. Then they sent me over to Hue in ’68 with 2/5 to kill some gooks. Retreat Hell!
I was mcrd San Diego. Agreed with trim. It’s hard to find something harder or more demanding than boot camp.
Something harder or more demanding that boot camp? Maybe a 12 month long deployment to Iraq or being Quick Reaction Force in Afghanistan.
My basic at Fort Jackson last August was almost easier then pledgeship. Then again I was in a serious relationship with a girl from home and my parents were going through a very bitter divorce that was hurting my siblings.
I don’t know of any pledges that have taken dives out of third floor windows, tried drowning themselves in a toilet, or tried hanging themselves with boot laces in a shower. Maybe basic was harder maybe it’s a difference in character. I don’t know I’m not a brain scientist.
When I went I was still as fit as I was in high school, I’ve wanted to join since I was 6, and I was a Fort Jackson which lived up to its nickname of relaxing Jackson. The only challenge I had was the mental aspect of the ruck marches. During pledgeship I was constantly going to and from my dad’s house an hour away while juggling
school and a relationship. I will take my laps for this. New army is being called weak for a reason. BCT wasn’t difficult for me and a ton of people who shouldn’t be in made it through because it wasn’t hard enough. Imagine pledgeship where even the dirt bags get in. That’s how it was.
Pledging wasn’t exactly GITMO, but I did get more sleep in BCT. BCT also had better structure. I was at Fort Jackson 04-05.
Had basic at Ft Benning, boot was definitely a lot worse than pledging.
I’d still smash
What the fuck is going on in the pic of her standing inside a giant vagina?
I’d go Sandusky with her anytime.
Must suck to go to Penn State. Keep the fine ladies (with nice asses) from the South coming intern.
I’ve met her in person, he lack of ass is a deal breaker, but she has a bitch face that’ll make you want to stick it in her poop chute.
She has zero assets
Jury is still out. In real life could fall anywhere between a 5 and an 8
followed her two days ago because of her ass picture..i would fucking murder it
http://instagram.com/p/xiQmg1gBm1/?modal=true
Was this really the best igbotd submission?
Sandusky no like
As a fellow student who attends PSU there are wayyyyy better looking girls with asses and a rack then this I assure you. I apologize on behalf of university for the disappointment for today’s IGBOTD
Jesus, learn how to form a sentence
not that I have the slightest chance but not having an ass is a deal breaker for me
I was browsing IGBOTD and couldn’t help but notice her smile glistening at me like tinfoil to a smacktard. Immediately my throat became dry and I just sat there silently gasping and wondering how thy could be so blessed as to view such a heavenly beauty.
You see my life hasn’t always been sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes I just get caught up so much in the little things that I lose sight of the bigger picture. Next thing you know you’re failing mid-terms and have to make a living jello wrestling Coach Chuggs at frat parties. And so it becomes a vicious cycle, much like steroids. Until that one days grace, where the gods have mercy on your soul and you get a second chance. No more crackpipes and over 40 swinger parties. I’m a new man and I be whoever I wanna be.
Well that day is today and I am ever thankful that I got to lay eyes upon a beauty as fine as her. Now who wants some scramby eggs and coffee?
Why do you always write so much, man?
Personally I appreciate Sleazy Asshole, for the sleazy asshole that he is. Everyone knows that one guy. He may not be the one we deserve, but he’s the one we need right now.
Rating girls by whether she does butt stuff or not. TFM
I’ve seen better curves on a 6 year old boy. Dorn
Hooray! A 6.2 face with no tits and no ass!!!
I’m no doctor, but I believe my penis just had a heart attack
Only around 50 likes on her pictures? Weak shit
If you didnt at least go half mast on that 6th picture there’s something wrong with you
Dude I can’t stand listening to your jargon anymore. The fact that you talk a lot of shit that you cannot back makes me believe that you do a lot of reading and not a lot of lifting. How can you give advice to people without truly understanding what you are saying? The answer is you can’t… You cannot tell someone something without knowing if it works or not. You have no experience lifting. You hardly know anything. Everything you do know you read in a book or stole from someone else. You have no factual eveidence that it works. You just take advice from credible sources and post them as your own… Stop posting. You don’t know what youre talking about. You know it too.
What in the fuck just happened here.
I think someone is drunk.
What?
Whoah buddy, I was just cracking a joke about half boners and personal experience, not lifting things.
Only getting a 1/4 boner. NF
No boner at all. TWhiskeyDickM
I would gargle battery acid just so she would let me lick the splash up poo water on the toilet seat after she takes a shit.
The only reason I didn’t lap you was for the addition of “poo water” to my vocabulary
It is a nice phrase.