Iowa Hawkeye Grandma Casually Slams Beer Bong

Watch this grandma roll up amidst a herd of Midwest geeds, roll her window down, stick that turkey neck out her window, grab the beer funnel, casually pound it, give a “Yeah yeah, go fuck yourself” Arnold Palmer wave to the crowd, dap up said geeds, and carry on about her business like she’s already done it ten other times that day. It’s like Iowa City became alive for the first time. Who wants in on some action about how many fraternity house dance floors old gal was thrusted upon back in the day?

Dork holding the bong is as giddy as an eight year-old on Christmas morning. She just rolls out of there in that minivan giving Maverick-and-Goose high fives like a boss.

What a scene:


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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email:

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