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James Harrison Returns His Kids’ Participation Trophies, Has A Message For Soft Americans

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Thirteen years, five Pro Bowls, and two Super Bowl championships after going undrafted out of Kent State in the 2002 NFL Draft, and Pittsburgh Steelers linebacker James Harrison is still somehow chugging along collecting checks. How is this dude still in the league? HARD WORK, of course. Always EARNED, never given.

He just strikes me as the kind of guy who listens to Eric Thomas motivational speeches on loop during his workouts. “The day you want to succeed as bad as you want to breathe, then you’ll be successful!”

Harrison is now passing along his resentment for entitlement to his kids, who received participation trophies yesterday from Next Level Athletics. He was having none of it. Not in his house.

Boom! Roasted! Our boy from the top rope dropping the hammer on candy ass, trophy giving liberals with the knockout “sorry I’m not sorry” blow. I’m all in on the #HarrisonFamilyValues

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Dan Regester

Dan Regester @Dan_Regester is a Senior Writer, Podcast Host, and Video Guy for Grandex Media. He's Delco trash to the core and a UCF cinema studies graduate because he never got around to applying to an actual film school. Dan is a gambling man, crypto investor, and procrastinator. He enjoys long walks to the water fountain between bench press sets and is not a fan of the homeless, the elderly, or the Phoenix Airport. Email tips to

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