Dude was either really trying to give his boys at home a good laugh, or he was absolutely going to town on at least two invisible, well-hung gentlemen right there behind home plate at Wrigley field. After a rain delay caused many people to head home, this freaking guy moved down to some prime seats all by his lonesome, then he just started sucking away for a full inning. Some people just can’t handle being on the front row.
It ended badly for the air-felater, though. Security made him hinge his jaw back up and hit the bricks, but not before he took one for the team and gave us a good laugh.