Here I was crushing leg day at Lifetime Fitness when Zach Johnson’s caddie, Damon Green, tried to sneak one by, late night. Green posted photos from the British Open champion’s PJ on Facebook and thought I wasn’t going to see Spieth getting after it, housing down some of what I can only imagine is the finest champagne on the planet. Not on my watch, old man. The content grind just never stops.
Now some of you might have issues with Jordan taking pulls from the Claret Jug, since he finished 4th after all, but not me. Rather, I’m in the camp that this is the ultimate power move by Jordan here. Absolute savagery cuckolding ZJ like that. It would have been less offensive if he bent Johnson’s wife, Kim, over a chair and had his way with her right there in front of the whole gang to see.
“Hey, Jordan. Are you done with the…no? That’s okay. Take your time.” .
[via Golf Channel]
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