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Jose Canseco Needs Help Testing His Alien Trap

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Are you a farmer with crop circles? Then Jose Canseco wants YOU to help him catch those corn-flattening aliens, thus proving to his therapist and the world that he doesn’t suffer from delusions of grandeur.

In a PSA to the Twitterverse, Canseco, a former MLB star known for shooting himself in the hand while cleaning a gun, writing a tell-all book about his rampant steroid use, and publishing videos challenging other retired athletes to fight, asked any farmers who have experienced a close encounter of the third kind to come forward. Apparently he’s built some kind of a trap.

Canseco has kept his highly-confidential alien trap under wraps for now, so we can merely speculate on how he’s planning to pull this off.

The six-time MLB All-Star has been an outspoken believer for some time now. Here’s a taste of his though-provoking theories on the universe (warning: your mind will be blown).

And the trippiest one of all:

He’s got a point, man. What if we’re all aliens? Try to disprove it. Go ahead. You can’t.

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Alex Buscemi

AKA Boosh. Former high school back-up wide receiver. Author of two pretty successful Reddit comments. Recent grad from the University of South Carolina.

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