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Kentucky Woman Exercises 2nd Amendment to Give Boyfriend “Nose Job”

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“Happiness is a warm gun.” – John Lennon, deranged Liverpudlian gun nut

The right to bear arms is the last bastion of the God-given freedoms enjoyed by all Americans. Can’t have the First without the Second, so to speak. That’s why it’s so important for all freedom loving citizens to maintain a top-notch shot at all times. After all, practice makes perfect, and you can never have enough practice.

The Kentucky woman who shot her boyfriend in the head and face multiple times said she was giving him “the nose job that he wanted,” detectives said.

Investigators revealed a string of gruesome new details at a preliminary hearing Thursday for Shayna Hubers, 21, the Eastern Kentucky University student charged with murder in the slaying of on again-off again boyfriend Ryan Poston, 29.

“She said she couldn’t stand to see him deformed [after shooting him in the face]. She said he was vain,” Highland Heights Detective Bill Birkenhauer said in a chilling testimony before the Campbell County District Court. “She said she gave him the nose job that he wanted,” he testified.

They’re all looney tunes, every last one of ’em.



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