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Matty Crawford puts it best in the caption of his viral Facebook video: “Never leave a man behind.”
Crawford and his lads had finished up their pregame (or as these British blokes call it, “Predrinks”) and were ready to hit the bars… all but one of them. This dude was passed out real early. But instead of leaving him to lie in his own mess and miss out on the bars, his friends pulled a “Weekend At Bernie’s.” They scribbled a veiny, dripping hog on his face, threw some glasses over his eyes, duct taped him to an office chair, and wheeled him around town with them.
Gotta love it. Slightly offended that they mock SUPREME LEADER DONALD TRUMP by drawing “Team Trump” on his face like it’s as embarrassing as having a dick drawn on there, but I’m willing to overlook it.
I’m honestly jealous of these lads. If you tried to pull this shit at the bars in America, it’d be MIP city. Before you even had a chance to get rejected by an uptight bouncer, the cops would spartan kick the passed out kid in the chest and taze the rest of you..
[via Matty Crawford]