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Kobe Bryant Has Good Sex Advice On How To Ensure You’ll Never Have Daughters

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List your fears in life. Does having a daughter come out as one of your top three? If it doesn’t bother you that you could one day spawn a sexually-desired female human, this article isn’t for you. For the other 99% of you, Kobe Bryant has come to the rescue.

Eric Pincus, who has been covering the Lakers since 2003, was recently asked to reveal his best Kobe Bryant story. The one he picked was about the time Kobe gave him some A+ sex advice. See, Pincus wanted a boy since he was already fathering two girls. So Kobe made to sure to nip that right in the bud.

From Complex:

“There was one thing, years ago, I had two girls and we were talking about how we were going to try to have a third. And, he told me that to have a boy, I need to keep my socks on with my wife…that was his advice. I did not listen, and I have a third girl.”

Eric, what are you thinking? Kobe just handed you the key to having a boy, and what do you do? You throw the key down the toilet. By not wearing your socks during the third go-around, you basically are playing Russian Roulette of baby genders.

I’m not saying this method is backed by science, but you’d be a fool to think I will ever take my socks off again before having sex. This is A+ advice.

Team No Daughters.

[via Complex]

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Harrison Lee

The Boulevard is a Content Manager for Grandex, Inc. He hates soccer and terrorists. He will forget more about sports than you will ever know in your lifetime.

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