Not much to this one. Just kind of want this guy to throw his Roley off a bridge. The chance that he’ll actually follow through is between slim and none. I don’t even buy that this account is legit. Why would this turd have 95k followers? They’re paid-for bots, if you ask me.
In the small chance this is legit, I want nothing more than for this guy to throw his very pricey wristwatch off a bridge for being an attention-seeking asshole. And yes I know I’m giving him the attention he’s seeking, so I’m part of the problem, but if it results in him being without his Roley? Worth it.
— Ryan Austen (@RyanAustenMusic) January 21, 2016
UPDATE: That didn’t take long. Bye bye, Roley..
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