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Louisville Basketball Wanted Only The Finest Hookers For Recruits, Asked For “Girls That Can Squirt To The Ceiling”

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Katina Powell, the former escort who is the whistleblower in the Louisville Basketball sex scandal, wherein the team purportedly hosted on-campus sex parties for recruits, recently went on Kentucky Sports Radio to talk about her life and the scandal that currently has Kentucky rocking more than the beds.

The most interesting part of the interview comes when Katina describes what the Louisville coaching staff were looking for in their escorts, which can be found right around the 8:05 mark in the below video.

I would love to have been sitting in on that amazingly non-PC brainstorming session.

“Alright, guys. What are we looking for in these whores?”

“I feel like flat-chested, flat-bottomed girls will cost less, if we’re trying to go the thrifty route.”

“Who do you think we are, Brandeis? Of course we aren’t trying to be thrifty! We will spare no expense! We’re getting some fat-tittied, big-booty hoes for these young men!”

“Fine. Anything else that we need?”

“Yeah, I want the recruits to be able to drink from these ladies like they’re goddamn drinking fountains!”

There isn’t a fraternity out there that can’t relate to Louisville here. While the appearance of the sex workers varies by chapter (some understandably decide to go the midget or amputee route), getting strippers to try and secure bids is a time-honored fraternal tradition. Here’s to hoping Louisville gets off, just like their recruits did in the bedroom with the hookers.

Click here to watch the full interview.

[via Kentucky Sports Radio]

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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