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The insanity of some people exceed certain public decency standards as one LSU student chose to display last night in the school’s Middleton Library. According to Twitter, the studious nudist was spotted on the library’s fourth floor, studying in nothing more than his birthday suit. Not a care in the world. Thankfully, someone finally used SnapChat for its intended purpose and shared the nudity with the world.
Obviously, Twitter started buzzing with excitement over something breaking up the monotony that is brought about by the week from hell.
— Abigail Morgan (@AbbyMorgan94) May 5, 2014
why is there a naked man on the fourth floor of middleton what is wrong with the world
— Brooke Chandler (@waddupbrooke) May 5, 2014
Honestly every chair in Middleton needs to be sanitized bc ppl are sitting in them naked. I am disgusted with ppl
— Dylon Hoffpauir (@Dylon_Hoffpauir) May 5, 2014
is there really someone studying in Middleton naked on the 4th floor….
— randi seneca (@randisenn) May 5, 2014
While I agree with you, Abigail, that clothes do suck and are a hindrance to all of life’s greatest pleasures, I do not consider the library one of those pleasures.
I have no idea who the nude scholar is or why he chose this particular method of studying, but I applaud his boldness and inability to give a fuck. For that alone, he deserves only the largest of curves. You hear that, LSU professors?!
You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.