Madman Sets Up Meth Lab In New Jersey Casino

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Nothing says vacation quite like Atlantic City, New Jersey, and crystal meth. Sometimes you just need to kick off the crocs, and have a nice relaxing tweak session at a $5 blackjack table after snorting some homemade ice straight to the dome.


A makeshift meth lab was the found in an Atlantic City hotel as firefighters controlled a blaze inside Tropicana Casino & Resort on Wednesday, police said.
While Atlantic City firefighters responded to the fire in a room on the 44th floor of the hotel, they discovered the meth lab in the room, Atlantic City Police Sergeant Kevin Fair said.

AC is lovely this time a year. The water is just above freezing, beaches are pristine with a 1000 to 1 needle to umbrella ratio (talk about open real estate), and now they have their own Cap’n Cook whipping up some fresh glass in town. Always buy your speed locally, kids.

But what’s best about AC is the reclusiveness. You too could start your own meth lab on the 44th floor of a casino without so much as a single peep from hotel staff or interference in your operation. Honestly, you could go weeks before seeing another person. There’s simply not enough foot traffic for a problem to arise. Just don’t self-sabotage the whole deal with a fire and you should be golden for decades to come.


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Previously known for being the 4th best improv comedian in the state of New Jersey, he enjoyed a brief career in politics by serving on his fraternity's eboard until a scandal not as bad as the Lewinsky scandal, but more memorable than Whitewater lead to his resignation. Now, he spends his time making God awful jokes in chapter meetings, rooting for a shitty New Jersey hockey team, and serving on the congressional committee set to determine whether Oprah Winfrey should be classified as a cult or a religion.

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