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Santa is coming to town and he’s bringing fat stacks of cash for you to make it rain at the bars. Since you’re poor and need some money, I’m here to fix that problem. See, DraftKings is here to get you out of your little financial situation and back to the baller status you used to know.
Our good friends over at DraftKings are holding a special contest just for TFM readers. In this week’s NBA $400K fantasy basketball contest, you’ll have the chance to take home $30,000. With that kind of cash, you will dominate New Year’s Eve. All the girls will recognize your baller status and flock to you.
Fantasy basketball is so easy to understand that even your mom baking Christmas cookies in the kitchen can play this shit. You’re given $50,000 in cap space to put together a team that will score the most points, grab the most boards, nail the most threes, and block the most shots. Easy.
Over 33,000 players are guaranteed to win money in this contest. If you aren’t in the top 33,000, then you should go back to something you excel at like simple math problems. The contest begins on Friday, December 25th.
If you’re new to DraftKings then your entry fee is completely covered. If you’re a pro like I am, then it only costs $3 to enter. Everyone has $3 this time of year. Even the homeless dude down the street has it. Where else can you turn $3 into $30K? Nowhere, that’s where.
Sign up now, and draft your team before the contest fills up..