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Man Gets Impaled on a Fence; Mishap or Universal Justice?

The universe works in mysterious ways, or so many people are beginning to think after a recent incident that occurred in our neighbor Mexico (bringing down North American property values since 1810!). Construction worker Cesar Osuna was recently found looking a little worse for the wear with a metal fence spoke protruding out of his chest.

It must have been like actually experiencing a Final Destination movie. Cesar, who was working construction, was doing something construction-y when he touched a live wire, causing him to plummet to his gruesome death. The police arrived on the scene shortly afterwards.

Delano police made a trip to Mexico where they met with federal police and identified Osuna’s body through the numerous tattoos adorning his body. It was not clear when he had died.

I’m going to take a shot in the dark and say that he probably died right around the time that fence exploded through his chest.

Interestingly enough, there was another factor at play in this gory scenario. One year ago Cesar was a working man in the good ol’ U S of A. For the sake of this story, we’ll go ahead and assume that he was an illegal alien. Apparently Cesar had a little anger problem; and in a fit of rage Cesar decided beat his 2 year old son until he died of blunt force trauma.

After fleeing the United States, Cesar found himself back in Mexico where he planned on spending the rest of his miserable tequila soaked life, constructing shitty lean-tos and shanties. There are a lot of people out there, however, who think that the metal fence having rough intercourse with Cesar’s torso was an act of Karma, or possibly even God’s wrathful justice.

A man who’s wanting for killing a 2-year-old boy dies in a freak accident at work. Coincidence? Or did the universe know something we didn’t?

I’ve never been a big believer in Karma or anything, but I would definitely say that anyone who can beat a child to death should probably meet an end like this.

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