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Unless you drank so much to the point of PTFOing prior to the second half of last night’s Ole Miss/FSU thriller, you’d know that the game was a tale of two teams. Hugh Freeze came out swinging (and probably paying) and stomped on FSU in the first half. The rout was on. I had Ole Miss +5, so it was looking like I was going to have some milk money today. But then Ole Miss melted in the second half, blew a 22-point lead by giving up 33 unanswered, and, when the dust settled, FSU won 45-34.
It was a wild ride for Ole Miss QB Chad Kelly (nephew to NFL Hall of Famer Jim Kelly), who threw 4 TDs but also threw 3 picks. And after the game, the poor bastard got his spot blown up by world-famous dick wrecker and FSU superfan Mia Khalifa.
Pure heat coming from Khalifa. Kelly is a moron. Win the game or lose the game, he HAS to know Khalifa is going to call him out. She’s one of the most famous porn stars in recent memory. You don’t think she gets hit up by better famous people than a guy whose nickname is “Swag” who is playing against her beloved Florida State Seminoles? C’mon, Swag. Be better.
Let this be a lesson for any QBs with FSU on their schedule. Stay out of Khalifa’s DMs… or just transfer to FSU. She’s the best recruiting tool in the nation, and that’s why I’m still saving my 4 years of eligibility for the Noles.
Stay woke, fellas. The DMs are a dangerous place..
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