If you had asked me to name Michigan State’s quarterback off the top of my head earlier this morning, I would’ve struggled a bit. It’s not because Connor Cook isn’t good at his job–he just isn’t particularly fantastic at it, either. Plus, he doesn’t do stupid headline-grabbing shit, so he’s usually off my radar. Until today. As it turns out, Mr. Cook has a sister, and his sister has an Instagram. Let’s take a look at what Jackie Cook is up to, shall we?
Oh, hello there, fancy face.
Ah, of course, the most deadly historical assassin: the slutty ninja.
She attached a personalized coupon code in the description, but I’m not in the market, so what do I care?
Go State, indeed.
More bikini shilling.
Jackie, you’re a lovely lady, but could you please introduce me to your friend?
Or all of your friends?
Tell your brother to fuck Ohio State so hard this weekend that they forget how to say “THE,” okay, Jackie?
To see more of Jackie, check out her Instagram..