OSU’s Mike Gundy Exudes Raw Saxuality In Special Valentine’s Day Video

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Perpetually sporting a mullet renowned for its powers of instant impregnation, Oklahoma State football coach Mike Gundy is a certified national treasure.

He could probably make an easy living solely off of others just basking in his majesty and effervescence, but Coach Gundy is a workhorse through and through. So while you were sitting on your ass not playing the saxophone, the Mullet Man was starring in a saxually charged Valentine’s Day video designed to ramp up attendance for OSU basketball’s matchup against Kansas State tonight.

I’m not going to lie, the atrocious acting of the two students on the fake date almost turned me off the whole thing. Absolutely zero passion. No chemistry whatsoever. But goddamn it, if Mike didn’t bring me right back in with his mumbled “see you at Gallagher.” And then BOOM right back into saxophoning home with a beautiful musical display that would make Kenny G jizz in his long johns.

“Uh, excuse me, you know he’s not actually playing the saxophone,” say the haters. Shut up, haters. You just peanut butter and jelly. Because these eyes haven’t seen such a raw saxual performance of that magnitude since Sexy Sax Man himself.

[via Twitter/@OSUAthletics]

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