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VIDEO: Miss Texas USA Throws Worst First Pitch Maybe Ever But Looks Fan-fucking-tastic Doing It

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Yesterday, the Houston Astros decided to bring out Miss Texas USA Daniella Rodriguez to the mound to throw the ceremonial first pitch before their game against the Oakland Athletics. It went well.

So close, yet so far. Let’s chalk this one up to the heels. Or just her terrible windup from the get go. Kinda looked like a little leaguer who is taking the mound for the first time in his life with no practice. It doesn’t matter when you look like her, though. She could have dropped the ball in her windup and she’d still look good.

Just an absolute dime.

h/t Busted Coverage

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Harrison Lee

The Boulevard is a Content Manager for Grandex, Inc. He hates soccer and terrorists. He will forget more about sports than you will ever know in your lifetime.

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