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Mizzou Coaching Staff Asks Jogging CoEds to Leave the Stadium

Gary Pinkel, you cock blockin’ son of a bitch.

Two female Mizzou students were minding their own business, jogging (sexily?) up and down the stairs of Faurot Field, when the Mizzou coaching staff politely asked them to leave. Presumably the coaches thought the women were a distraction to the players, or maybe it’s just too awkward to run contact drills when everyone is erect, I don’t know. Do these girls actually seem like a distraction? You be the judge:

As far as distractions go, I would assume that two hot girls would be far less of an issue than something like this:

I say that if only because you’re probably a more effective football player when trying to impress a woman than when you’re doubled over in disgusted laughter.

The girls were told they could come back and jog later after the practice was over. When asked for comment Mizzou wide receiver T.J. Moe said, “I mean, they really weren’t that much of a distraction to be honest. I start for a major conference football team at a state school, I see like four different vaginas a day. I’m literally more likely to get distracted during sex than I am on the field. True story.”

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