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Every Woman In Scotland Is Trying To Hop On This Man’s 8-Inch Bionic Penis

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We wrote about Mohammed Abad earlier this year because he has quite the sad story. The short version is this: He lost his hangdown as a six-year-old in a freak accident. He lived most of his life without a dick. Tragic.

Thanks to the miracle of modern technology, he had an eight-inch bionic one — go big or go home — surgically attached recently and was all set to lose his virginity to a hooker as a 43-year-old with a brand new piece when he got into a car accident that sidelined him for an extended period of time. So he had to wait.

Then he finally fucked eight months ago (the same prostitute who had originally agreed to let him) as a 44-year-old. What’s sad is he hasn’t had sex since then, despite every able-bodied chick in Edinburgh wanting to ride his new dick off into the sunset.

From Daily Mail:

Having an 8in bionic penis has given this man 50 offers of sex from women.

Mohammed Abad’s mechanical manhood helped him lose his virginity aged 44.

The prosthetic device inflates with liquid from his stomach when he presses a button in his testicles.

Since it was fitted in March the man-made organ has given Mr Abad, who lost his natural penis as a boy in a road accident, 50 sexual offers from intrigued women.

Dude hits a button on his balls and gets hard instantly and for as long as he wants. Plus it’s eight inches long. That’s a piece. He’s like one of those futuristic sex dolls with a dick designed to do work for as long as necessary except there’s a real human brain in his skull. And he has emotions and shit.

Okay so it uses fluid from his stomach to fill his D to make it erect. Does that mean he doesn’t feel pleasure when he uses it? Or maybe just not as much pleasure? I always assumed blood was an essential player here. That could be why he hasn’t had sex since the hooker. Maybe it’s not that great. This guy’s life. Tough.

[via Daily Mail]

Image via Good Morning Britain

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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. Email:

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