You probably think you and your friends are pretty sick, don’t you? We all do. Think our own friend group is cool, that is; I don’t know anything about you and your friends. Because I don’t know anything about your crew, however, I assume you’re a bunch of losers. Twerps. L7s. Prove me wrong, though. How? By doing something hilarious like these guys — who I am proclaiming to be the most fun college friend group in America — did.
So simple. So hilarious. I need to ditch my lame friends and roll with these guys, if they’ll have me. And they should have me. I don’t mean that in a sexual way (unless that’s what they want, then maybe); they should add me to the crew because I can cook, I can give them great compliments, and I will donate my phone to the cause. It appears as if they’ve dropped one of their phones in the past, as I can think of no other explanation behind why the cameraman’s phone camera would record in such shit quality in the year 2016, so I know they’re in need of a backup.
hmu i need friends though real talk..