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Naked Woman Goes On Face Punching Rampage Inside Georgia Waffle House

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It’s been a hell of a week for Waffle House. From employees washing their hair in a kitchen sink to, now, a naked Georgia woman going ape-shit for no apparent reason, shit has been real. Keep being you, Waffle House.

Jennifer Mary Nicholson, 37, of Marietta, Georgia was reportedly arrested by police after she stripped off her clothes, punched an employee and destroyed dishes inside the restaurant.

From WXIA:

A witness said that Nicholson began to walk around the restaurant preaching to customers. According to the female witness, Nicholson followed her outside and back inside the restaurant. When the woman told Nicholson to leave her alone, she said Nicholson punched her in nose, chest and twice on her arm. Nicholson then allegedly threw a plate at the woman, missing her and striking a window.

Another man told police that Nicholson stopped him when he tried to leave the restaurant by wrapping her arms around him “like a bear hug.” The man said he pushed Nicholson away so that he could leave the restaurant.

It’s not exactly clear as to when Nicholson took off her clothes, but by the time police arrived at 10:30 p.m., they said they saw “a naked woman on her knees blocking a man inside his booth.”

At that point, the woman then allegedly threw began throwing plates at the officers while screaming incoherently.

One officer fired a Taser twice at Nicholson, striking her once. The Taser’s probe then came loose, and Nicholson then allegedly lunged at the other officer. A brief struggle ensued, during which an officer suffered a scratch to his face.

We’ve all been there, Jennifer. They brought you wheat toast when you clearly asked for white toast, didn’t they? Sons of bitches. They deserved your naked body.

The incident took place at 10:30 p.m. on Friday, Jan. 8, which sounds about right. A few hours later and this story wouldn’t have made the news because no one was stabbed or shot. The media would’ve said “Oh crazy Waffle House. You’re at it again.”

It sounds like Nicholson went full beast mode here. When a taser doesn’t do the trick, you know she’s a handful.

But if that face doesn’t say wife-material, then I don’t know what does. None of the news reports say whether or not Nicholson is single, but she did reportedly arrive at the restaurant with a man in a grey truck…who left her there. It sounds like she needs a rebound, fellas. The wedding, of course, would have to be held at IHOP. I don’t think she’s welcome back at the local Waffle House.

Police eventually arrested Nicholson. She’s charged with aggravated battery, public indecency, criminal damage to property and obstruction of officers.

Waffle House, you cray.

[via WXIA]

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El Taco

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