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Northwest Missouri State PD Just Bodied Sorority Big/Little Reveals Everywhere

My old college roommate used to call sorority big/little reveal “stay the fuck off of Instagram night,” which is a great rule to live by. Every semester, your social media feeds get flooded by overly-excited sorority new members and their “oh so perf” bigs who are totally their other half and soulmate and yada yada yada. Congrats, I guess? You’ve probably only met each other a couple times and were definitely drunk both times. “Meant-to-be?” Sure, yeah, whatever. Bring on the commentary. “OMG ILYSM!,” “YOU”RE MY EVERYTHING,” or, my personal favorite, when someone gets a g-little: “OH MY GOD I’M SOOOO OLD NOW!” No, Becky from Chi Omicron Theta, you’re not old. You’re a junior. You can’t even legally enter bars yet.

The Northwest Missouri State Police Department clearly understands the absurdity of it all, which is why they put a big/little reveal parody on Twitter for the world to see.

OMG Look how happy they are! This is definitely a bond beyond friendship. That’s some A+ plus blocking right there, too. I’m sure the other deputies are crying Lily Pulitzer-patterned tears right now. AND AND AND what are the chances they wore matching outfits to reveal, am I right?! Like big, like little. I can’t wait ’til the little gets a little and they can watch their fam grow! Maybe they’ll get twin littles, who knows?!?! I’m sure they can’t wait to get back to the station to start crafting!

Congrats you two, and God bless the Northwest Missouri State Police Department for having a sense of humor.

[via Twitter]

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ItalianStallion

Previously known for being the 4th best improv comedian in the state of New Jersey, he enjoyed a brief career in politics by serving on his fraternity's eboard until a scandal not as bad as the Lewinsky scandal, but more memorable than Whitewater lead to his resignation. Now, he spends his time making God awful jokes in chapter meetings, rooting for a shitty New Jersey hockey team, and serving on the congressional committee set to determine whether Oprah Winfrey should be classified as a cult or a religion.

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