These days, there are multiple ways to pick up good-looking females who are willing to tickle your pickle. You can hop on Tinder, go to a bar, go to class (not to pay attention), or even throw up a flyer with your number on it. Personally, I like to mix the first two. It’s like shooting fish in a barrel. But to each his own.
Meet Dan Perino. Dan went with the last option six months ago and he hasn’t looked back. He was simply a man looking for love, but what he got was even better. Instead of getting the girlfriend he originally set out to find, he got to bang 118 of the girls who responded to him.
From News AU:
“It’s been going great” he told news.com.au. “I’ve had … hook-ups with 118 girls, but the dating is a lot more than that.”
And in case you’re wondering what ‘hook-ups’ means, Perino was blunt: “sex”.
He’s not wrong — there is a lot more to dating than that. You’ve got to deal with all the nagging, the whining, and the constant “Where are you?” texts. It’s an exhausting process, which is why I can see why banging 118 girls sounds a lot more fun.
It’s an impressive feat and I think Dan deserves a standing ovation — or at least a golf clap for his accomplishments. Unless you go to Florida State, Texas Tech, or Arizona State, chances are slim that you’ll find 118 different women to take home over the course of six months. Keep on trucking, Dan..
[via News AU]
Image via Twitter/Dan Perino