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Ohio Pledge Actually Has His Testicle Hazed Off

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After some serious gayzing at the Gamma Phi Gamma house at the Quaker-affiliated Wilmington College in Ohio, a pledge lost a testicle.

Yes, he literally had his ball hazed off.

Gamma Phi Gamma is known to students as “Gobbler House,” which should have been the first sign to potential pledges to stay the hell away, but I digress. There are far weirder issues at stake here.

For initiation, Gobbler brothers flooded the basement with water, forced three pledges to strip completely naked while blindfolded, and rub off-brand Icy Hot on their nipples, back, butt, and ballsack. Because that wasn’t fucking weird enough, they stuffed limburger cheese in the pledges mouths, were given “a ball of stuffing,” and told to have sex with it all while 20 brothers watched. To complete the ritual, the brothers tied knots in the end of wet towels and hit the pledges in the sack with it. Apparently only emotionally scaring them for the rest of their lives wasn’t enough.

One of the pledges, Tyler Lawrence, “went to the ground immediately in pain and was clutching himself in the groin” because he had been just subjected to what could literally be described as torture. The Gobblers lifted him to his feet, simply thinking that he was just acting like a pussy. They proceeded to shove vinegar soaked bananas into the mouths of the pledges, including Lawrence, and convinced them it was actual shit.

After earning his letters in the worst way imaginable, Lawrence didn’t chug a bottle, hang out with his new brothers, and get laid like most JI’s. Nope, he went to the hospital where they had to remove part of his manhood. He didn’t get a nut, he lost one.

What in the actual fuck, Gamma Phi Gamma?

[via The Smoking Gun]


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