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Football season has arrived, finally, and the assailant in this story is fucking AMPED for it. And that was before he saw his Cowboys put a hurting on Savannah State to the tune of 84 to nothing. He couldn’t wait to get back to his dorm room and discuss his beloved Pokes with his new potluck roomie. It’s just that his roommate was not very receptive. This didn’t sit well with the unnamed super fan.
Captain David Altman said two students in Davis Hall got into an argument over the value of football as a sport. Altman said the victim told his roommate football was a stupid sport. The roommate did not agree and asked him to go outside, Altman said. The victim told police he intended to leave anyway and misunderstood the question.
Once outside, Altman said the roommate struck the victim several times with his fists.
That’s assault, brutha.
Let’s back up for a second, though. I can understand favoring other sports over football, but flat out saying it’s stupid is a justifiable means to an ass whipping. Furthermore, a college student that doesn’t know the term, “Let’s take this outside” was due a knuckle sandwich anyway. I learned that one in first grade and heard it every year since. It was simply his time.
The guy who doesn’t pick up on grade school smack talk and thinks football is stupid and probably has no friends and got his ass kicked because of it. NF.
- [via News Press]