Paul Rudd, who was a Sigma Nu at Kansas back in the ’80s, has a composite picture that’s making its rounds on the internet today.
Remember, kids, this was the ’80s, so his hair game was essentially on point. Forget the “business in the front, party in the back” mullet nonsense–Rudd went full rager with his lettuce. Nowadays, that hair screams, “I sit in my dorm all day burning trees and watching ‘Aqua Teen Hunger Force,'” but back then, those flowing locks pulled all the honeys. I’m sure the Octagon, James Westfall, and Dr. Kenneth Noisewater saw plenty of action with girls who played their cards right. .