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After very modestly celebrating fiancé Dustin Johnson’s Ryder Cup victory in Cabo…
Paulina Gretzky, The Great One’s Daughter, decided to hit up Vegas for dessert, because being rich and famous is amazing and infinitely better than living life any other way. Never one to be a wallflower, Paulina found a nearby pole at a club in Vegas and did a little dancing for her Snapchat followers.
I’d say that Paulina has a nice backup career as a pole dancer in her back pocket if her current gig falls through, but then I realized that her current gig is being Paulina Gretzky, and that the pole spot she’d occupy would be better off in the hands and thighs of somebody who actually needs the money and attention, like the girls who get the boot in the first episode of The Bachelor or anyone who has been on the shows 16 and Pregnant or Teen Mom.
I have no clue which Vegas club Paulina was pole dancing in, but I can tell you one thing about it: I have a better chance of getting into North Korea dressed as James Franco than I do that club. Yes, I know I do have a couple things in my favor — namely the fact that I’m verified on Twitter and I currently host “The Bone Zone,” the most electric podcast segment to be having sweet, sexy sex with the airwaves these days…
But that wouldn’t be enough. How do I know? Because Paulina Gretzky was pole dancing there. I’m not meant to be within a hundred miles of anywhere that features Paulina Gretzky pole dancing. That’s CEO/President/Founder social pay grade stuff in comparison to my “guy who’s washing dishes because he tried to shoplift a slab of turkey bacon” social pay grade. Paulina and I might as well be on different planets..
[via New York Post]
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